toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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monobeartheater:

thomastherankengine:

is ink poisoning even a thing or are white moms just against body art

you would have to drink all the ink out of 15 pens to get minor ink poisoning

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The first time doing any procedure

hungoverstudentnurse:

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

argeacore:

yes 

not taking any chances

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jpgay:

only 90’s kids will remember this

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" Robin Williams isn’t dead. He’s just waiting in the jungle until someone rolls a 5 or 8. "

carpe-coitus:

Forever a reblog…

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zodiacbaby:

*something scary in the movie happens*

OMG!

*grabs ur dickk*

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hi:

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

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